return of the yak

some big, big mountains o' snow

John, Sarah, Jim, and Kaji Sherpa, (half man half yak)
well now that my motions have ceased (yeah ..its angus..hahaha)
i have the chance to balance some of the late jim wa's one sided journalism..because im a nice guy really...eh jim.. rash has gone and im clean, and yes i smell of versace blue jeans.......IM HOT...and thanks to my nightly routine of purging i probably weigh about 2 -3 kg less..
jims just jealous cause she still smelled of FUNK when i was with the roses
so ...im no hero. i shelled out the $10NZ per day for buddhi to haul my extensive range of cosmetics and narcotics to the top.. (and the best thing is...i feel not the slightest incling of guilt! im really finding myself on this trip!)
the views were amazing, and the company was pretty sweet too...man ..we ran out of yak puns ...thats commitment kids!
if yo eva in dis hood, yall be sure-wa to try that BUFFALO STeAK...ohhh yeah...flag dat yak..go that buffalo...i swear that be converting vegans daily
jims cut my lunch on much of this new stuff..which is good because i need to inhale some solids if ya know what im sayin...likely moving to Freak Street this arvo..the famous hippie part of town..yay go liberalism, and prayer beads...hahahahaha
at least jim wont feel so stinky there!!!hahahaha
more from me as news of no consequence unfolds
SEACREST OUT



1 Comments:
Jim
Hope you are okay without the Ang Wa.
Are you going to India? Will you miss the Yak or will they come with you ...... all of them.
Also you are so booked for the next comedy underground on your return. yay, yak and vomit stories all the way. love C
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